I'd clearly spelled out that no, I would not become some stupid boy crazy girl, just like the rest of them.
Ah, the best laid plans of mice and men. Wait...am I mixing something up here? Perhaps. Anyway I have succumbed to what I realize is the biological tuning of every female on the planet. Except the sea horses. Those females are kickass. They make the men carry around the egg!
And the lobsters. Can you imagine a she-lobster wondering why he didn't call her? Can you imagine the sex?
Lobster sex. Wow. We've transcended new borders of normalcy here. We watched snails fornicating in class once. Life is full of many wonders.
The male race is pathetic. That is all.